LET'S BREAK THE ICE

Luke Million did it again! After the unbelievable success of his pumping iron workout track "Arnold", he's now paying omage to the Califonia's Governor once again, this time with a synth banger track loaded with puns from the 1997 movie Batman and Robin by none other than the "coolest" villain of all times, the one and only Mr. Freeze.

Now that it's clear that Luke has a crush on Arnie, we are pretty sure that he won't have problems to find some good lines to work on for the next years.

NEVER TOO OLD

Word, you're never too old to do whatever you'd want to do. But if you remeber the first Lethal Weapon being in theaters, well you're old enough to count, and you may be shocked to know that it was released not ten or twelve but twentyfive years ago, on March 6, 1987.

The buddy-cop thriller not only cemented Mel Gibson's status as a household name after playing good-natured loose-canon Martin Riggs, but also created a social phenomenon still relevant to this day: "I'm getting too old for this shit." The catchphrase, said numerous times throughout the Lethal Weapon series by Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover), has appeared in many movies over the last 25 years, often times in reference to the put-upon police detective himself.

To celebrate the legacy of the mighty duo Ben Craw put together a supercut mashup of movie characters uttering that line spoken most memorably by Danny Glover.

Happy Birthday detectives!

Featured films:

Lethal Weapon, The Hurt Locker, Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, Aces: Iron Eagle III, Unleashed, Vampire in Brooklyn, Frankie and Johnny, Showtime, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Stripes, The Art of War, Blade, Blame It on Rio, The Sure Thing, Death Proof, The Night Listener, For Colored Girls, Lethal Weapon 3, The Yakuza, Black Moon Rising, Racing Stripes, Ed Wood, Ladder 49, To Live and Die in L.A., Space Cowboys, In the Line of Fire, Father of the Bride Part II, Chain Reaction, Dreamcatcher, Entrapment, The Rock, Green Street Hooligans, The Prince of Tides, Flesh+Blood, Bull Durham, Robin Hood, The Sting, Rob Roy, Loaded Weapon 1, Beat Street, Elf, Nobody's Fool, North by Northwest, An Officer and a Gentleman, Flying Leathernecks, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Gentleman Prefer Blondes, Wizards, Colors, Lethal Weapon 2, Out for Justice, The Ice Pirates, Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Maverick, Undercover Brother, Lethal Weapon 4, In the Loop, Death at a Funeral, The Freshman.

ROCK LOBSTER

The social campains in Spain are taken quite seriously, and the ironic billboards made by Barcelona advertising agency JWT proofs it. The retro style of Daniel Gonzalez' illustrations makes quite a stinging contrast with such a contemporary issue as drugs smuggling.

GUAC-A-MOTION

Avocado, toghether with olives, is the only fruit to contain monounsaturated fat, the same we find in foods such ad red meat, milk and nuts. Not only it's such a rich nature's output, but when transformed into guacamole it also gets delicious. The customization factor is what makes this simple recipe always fresh: the possible variations are virtually unlimited, depending on which kind of chilly we put into it (usually jalapeno), the ammount of tomato and onions and even its final texture.

We can all make our own guac, but i doubt anyone could ever make it like stop motion artist PES does.

SUPER COMMERCIALS

A very magic sunday is ahead as the Super Bowl XLVI is approaching. Ny Giants vs ..uhmm.. some kids from New England. Got beers. Got snacks. Got my my bet set up.

Every year i'm so exited about it that i'm also loving everything that comes with it, and especially those hilarious commecials they broadcast just before the event.

Do you remeber those from last year? No? Well it's never too late.

SIR... MA'AM?!

Jack Vale is the king of pranks. Teaming up with his uncle John, he's the best at two things: farting in public with his own pooter device and getting people paranoid (and eventually get punched). He made more than 400 pranks, and this is probably my favourite one so far.

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN'

Runwake's unconvetional animation style is surely weird, and weirdness is what we love.
Cool kids better follow these advices: don't get greedy, avoid idols at all times... and never EVER kill any rabbit!

THE MANSOUR SHOW

There's a tennis player who based his entire professional career on the what's the real engine of sports, the fans, entertaining them with unhuman trick shots and crazy comedic moments. His name is Mansour Bahrami.
As a child he worked as a ball boy, and unable to afford a racket of his own improvised with frying pans, and broom handles to teach himself the game. His progress was brought to an abrupt halt when the Islamic Revolution led to the banning of professional sport in Iran. He set off for France with his life savings, which he gambled in a casino and lost!

Now aged 30 he had missed his chance to make his mark on the professional game but still managed to reach the Finals of the French Open Doubles in 1989. Bahrami reluctantly withdrew from the circuit in the early 90s and when the Champions Tour came into being in 1993, Mansour had found his calling. He now spends over 40 weeks of the year playing in tournaments and exhibitions around the world.

VALUE ART

Last year, artist James Charles has been engrossed in an interesting new project; small in

scale...but large in depth. He began drawing on dollar bills, for the sake of his own amusement; crudely altering the presidents’ faces to become monsters, celebrities, etc. After accidentally spending a few of his early pieces, James decided to stop carrying them in his wallet, and started putting them inside of a magazine for safe-keeping.

The magazine folder eventually became a large scrapbook, showcasing bills of all denominations. He found ink and materials to match perfectly what the U.S. Mint uses on the bank notes, and began to experiment with ways to alter the font and script along the bottom of the bills. It became the perfect way for James to inject an additional layer of wit.

Altering currency in this way also poses questions regarding the true value of paper bills, something made with seemingly insignificant materials – that somehow fuels our country’s ever- shifting economy, and ultimately impacts living conditions around the globe. James has put a wrench in the recirculation process by claiming his role as an artist, and declaring these specific bills are not currency, but art objects.

SULU'S THONG

Have you ever wondered what Spock sees when he looks into that scanner thing at the science station? Here's the answer.

NEWS LABELS

From the creator Tom Scott:

"It seems a bit strange to me that the media carefully warn about and label any content that involves sex, violence or strong language — but there's no similar labelling system for, say, sloppy journalism and other questionable content.

I figured it was time to fix that, so I made some stickers."

HAVE A MEGA BREAK

All right, I know this is nothing compared to the Epic Meal Time protein bar, but it's still seven kilos of a snack, and the handmade wrapper really makes it shine.
If anybody could make a Butterfinger like this, please contact me immediately.

If you just cant' get enough of that fancy breakbeat, its the self remix of Explode by The Cardigans, relesed in the Erease/Rewind maxi single back in 1998.

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

The hero of the last joint from the always amazing Animation Workshop is an old Viking named Biôrn, who is determined to reach Valhalla, the warrior's afterlife full of excessive drinking and debauchery. To gain entry he has to die honorably in battle, but he discovers that the right death isn't so easy.

THE CAP'N IS BACK

Before there was Jackass...before there was Tom Green...there was Ralph Zavadil.

His cable access television show, The Cap'n Video Show, ran from 1990 to 1995, spawning a small but loyal cult following. Each week Ralph performed a series of idiotic and occasionally dangerous stunts, challenging the sensibilities of his small Southern Ontario audience. With the advent of the internet and reality television still years away, his unique brand of gross-out stunt comedy was truly ahead of its time. All it took was a broken neck for him to get noticed.

Directed by Jay Cheel

Executive Producer: Michael McMahon

Produced by: Kristina McLaughlin, Kevin McMahon, Roman Pizzacalla

Music by: Ohad Benchetrit & Justin Small

For more information, visit www.beautydaydocumentary.com

ELECTRIFIED BY WATTS

Much more than a singer. Much more than a rapper. Much more than a musician. Much more than a comedian.

Reggie Watts is the man. Period. And to be so he uses just his voice, his sense of humor and a fuckin looping machine.

I just want to introduuuce...

...the ultra oldskoolish funky beatbox with the most hilarious lyrics ever.

OKTO-POWER

Oktapodi is a French computer-animated short film that originated as a Graduate Student Project from Gobelins L'Ecole de L'Image. The short is about a pair of love struck octopuses who through a series of comical events are separated and find each other. Oktapodi was directed by Julien Bocabeille, François-Xavier Chanioux, Olivier Delabarre, Thierry Marchand, Quentin Marmier, and Emud Mokhberi. Music composed by Kenny Wood.

Oktapodi had an Oscar nomination for best animated short in 2009. It defenitely should have won.

QUARTERMAC TRICKS

UConn Football player Johnny McEntee showing his unhuman skills in the offseason.

I guess this is how many people suddently became Huskies' supporters.

GIF BOOST #1

Inauguriamo con ilarità il nuovo anno con una miniserie dedicata a una delle tante follie che rendono il net quello che è, un posto davvero strambo: le gif animate.

Il primo psicotico montaggio ha come colonna sonora Woo Boost di Rusko, uno dei rari big beats bub di quest'anno, dall'album "O.M.G.!".

Ogni settimana un nuovo episodio.

WIIWERE GUIDOS

All right, as this businness is getting international, we have to switch from maccaronian language to english. Sorry to the guidos out there, you can always enjoy our pictures and vids.

BEST WISHES

Non se ne può piu di auguri, tanti auguri, email di auguri, biglietti di auguri, video di auguri, messaggi di auguri, e auguri di auguri.

Ma tra i tanti, troppi auguri, alcuni auguri sono un gradino sopra agli altri auguri.